變態童謠

這幾年間，帶著阿比與艾莉去不同的班 (Mother Goose、Library Storytime、Baby Signing... etc)，學懂了很多英文童謠。但聽下聽下，有些童謠也可以很變態...

例子一
"I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee -
OUCH!! It stung me!!

I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee -
EW!! What a mess!!

I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee -
OOPS!! Mommy's new towel!!

I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee -
Bye-Bye baby bumble bee!!"

-- 太好的一個身教...

例子二
"When you wake up in the morning, it's a quarter to one
and you wanna have a little fun
(Chorus:) You brush your teeth (brush, brush, brush your teeth)
You brush your teeth (brush, brush, brush your teeth)

When you wake up in the morning, it's a quarter to two
and you wanna find something to do (Chorus)

You wake up in the morning, it's a quarter to three
and you wanna flash your smile at me (Chorus)

You wake up in the morning, it's a quarter to four
and you think you hear a knock on your door (Chorus)

You wake up in the morning, it's a quarter to five
and you start to hear those birds come alive (Chorus)"

-- 每個鐘頭醒一次已經想死，仲要每次都半夜三更去刷牙，拍鬼片咩！

例子三
有一首叫 "Peanut Butter"，已忘了 exact 歌詞。內容說一粒花生，坐在火車路軌上，一列火車極速駛過，成了一灘 peanut butter...

-- 嘩，血肉橫飛，好恐怖的場境！